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Humboldt County, California
Scorpio


"Braveheart but I'm not Mel Gibson,
I'm dope like coke that was cooked in the kitchen"
-Mac Dre, Song 4 U (hidden track)
skyetownsend:

c0rp0ratehippie:

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

CRISPY BURNT UP HUMAN LEGS


Ew. The dog is in the tub. Wtf.
If homophobia were a conversation about food...
  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
420-master-kush:

exotics
packbowlsnotguns:

 
I’m afraid I’m easy to forget. The Six Word Love Story #69 (via thesixwordlovestory)

(via henny-and-oj)

wonderous-world:

Starry Sky and Jupiter by Timo Braun
Period Problems

teafriendsglitterandboys:

Me: I want cuddles

Me: but I don’t want you to touch me

Me: because everything hurts and I’m nauseous

Me: but I also want a grilled cheese

Me: and maybe some brownies

Me: no wonder I’m so bloated and fat

Me: *cries*

Me: WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME I’M PRETTY

Me: YOU’RE A DOUCHE

Me: leave me alone.

Me: no, come back, I want to cuddle you

(Source: laurenxprobs, via oliviaobstruction)

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